Squirrels Fight Back!Today it was announced that SFB has a new spokeswoman. A darling girl from Utah; Missy. The world wide foundation has of late been distressed by a report that a very classy lady was over heard to exclaim “I just love squirrel gravy”. The high class lady lives with a Bah Hum Bug from W.V., who proudly eats squirrel. Spokeswoman Missy will be touring the world with squirrels drawing attention to the timely cause. To join the worthy cause please send small unmarked bills to S.F.B. attn: Darling Missy
This is for my Dad-in-law who teases me...
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