What is it?

I can't relax. I don't usually watch much T.V. but while at the hospital more than not in the last month I have seen enough to last a lifetime. I think that is because they really don't have many channels and the ones Aunt Sue choose were very violent or sad. I cried a few times and went for walks in the hospital. She is into the Animal Planet and the abuse is just horrid. My question is "what kind of fruit is that green fruit of the loom guy?" There is the apple and the 2 colors of grapes but what is he? Is he really a fruit? He looks like spinach- which is a veggie-- right? Aunt Sue is finally feeling better after a blood clot scare. Now my mom is on her 3 day in the hospital but to far away for me to sit with her there. That is because she is stubborn and will not move closer to us-- we offer all the time. That has not stopped her from having her friends call and guilt me. They all say including her "get rid of Aunt Sue and take care of your mom". The real sad part is how much Aunt Sue loves my mom. She prays for her and her cousin Al every night. She just adores them. When people say get rid of her-- it is very offensive to me. We adopted Aunt Sue, I happen to love her and we really treasure her in our lives. I am more than happy to take care of both my mom and Aunt Sue but not at a 5 hour distance. We tried living where she lives and we didn't make enough money. My brother doesn't get guilt calls and he moved to corn land. I'm sure they mean well but I wish I could disappear with Aunt Sue and Scott for a few years and live on a tropical island or in the mountains with no contact from well wishers. I love my mom but I think she needs to move closer so we can help take care of her. So if I could just know if that green thingy is really a fruit I just know I would sleep well tonight:)